Anywayz

Anyways is not a word. Anyway is a word. It does not have a friend, it is not a twin, there are not a bunch of anyway hanging out. Not only do people pluralize the poor word by adding an "s," but it invariably ends up sounding like a "z." It's like the hissing of a snake as someone makes a lazy verbal transition from a topic. For example: "And then I finally had it and told her I'd hang my clothes on wire hangers if I wanted to. (SIGH) Anywayzzzzsssss, what's up with your family?"