Special Thanks to Emily for Being Beautiful

It goes without saying that YouTube is a never-ending vortex of entertainment—72 hours of video is uploaded every minute, which is just crazy. So we all spend too much time sorting through media that is mildly entertaining because every so often we discover a hidden gem.

I have a friend at work who is especially talented at digging these gems up and here’s one of his best finds, “Music Video for Emily”:

Alzheimer's Prevention Plan

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to develop Alzheimer's. It's a little morbid, but I can't help it and it obviously gets worse with every passing year. Plus, I saw a movie on a plane a few years ago about a happy elderly couple; the wife gets Alzheimer's, forgets about her husband, and falls in love with someone else. I was bawling for an hour straight. It was a terrible movie selection on my part because it only heightened my fear and it completely stressed out the guy sitting next to me.

To give myself an illusion of control, I've developed an Alzheimer's Prevention Plan. This plan consists of tangible steps I can take to keep my mind sharp and nimble into my golden years, ensuring I'll be perfectly aware of my itchy Depends and deteriorating driving skills.