Alzheimer's Prevention Plan

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to develop Alzheimer's. It's a little morbid, but I can't help it and it obviously gets worse with every passing year. Plus, I saw a movie on a plane a few years ago about a happy elderly couple; the wife gets Alzheimer's, forgets about her husband, and falls in love with someone else. I was bawling for an hour straight. It was a terrible movie selection on my part because it only heightened my fear and it completely stressed out the guy sitting next to me.

To give myself an illusion of control, I've developed an Alzheimer's Prevention Plan. This plan consists of tangible steps I can take to keep my mind sharp and nimble into my golden years, ensuring I'll be perfectly aware of my itchy Depends and deteriorating driving skills.

5 Best Reasons to Become a Minister

Recently I became an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church (ULC). The rigorous certification process involved typing my name and email, and then clicking the mouse twice. Shazaam - I now have lifetime authorization to preside over weddings, baptisms, and funerals. I couldn't be happier to join this elite group of millions.

I think being a woman of the cloth suits me. I had the honor of marrying one of my closest friends and it was truly a special moment. Not only does being a minister allow me to be an integral part of these important ceremonies, but there are also a few underlying perks that really ice the cake.