Monday, January 23, 2012

5 Types of Facebook Posts That Really Annoy Me

1. The cryptic post. Otherwise known as “vaguebooking”– the overly dramatic and incredibly annoying post hinting at some type of emotional Armageddon that is a blatant bid for attention (aka comments). It’s sometimes followed by a cheesy quote that was ripped from the headlines of a Hallmark store.

Some of my recent favorites from people who immediately earned an unfriend from me include:

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Pro Sports Cheerleaders

I really don’t like pro sports cheerleaders, and it’s not for the reason you’re thinking. For the time being, we’ll set aside the obvious black eye these women give to feminism when they aspire to literally be on the sidelines and only act as support for the people who are getting all the fame, money and glory. I’ll leave that rant for a better person. The reason I don’t like pro cheerleaders is they’re too vanilla, too middle of the road. What I mean is that they aren’t really good at anything—they don’t have the athleticism of their collegiate counterparts and they don’t show enough skin to truly be eye candy.